When life picks you up and smacks you down, like flipping a waffle, it’s easy to forget one thing: you always get what you want.
And the question is: do you still want it when you finally get it?
Our wants take time to develop, developing in the early-morning or late-night hours, when our hopes arise. When I announced last week that it’s “time to make things interesting” – things actually got interesting. And like all wants, this one emerged in the very last, late-night hours of the final day of the week.
Saturday night, I had high hopes for a night of pizza-pie digestion and watching Elf. But when I emerged from my apartment to grab chips and a Pepsi at the bodega down the street, I ran into Eleanor.
Eleanor: Doug! It’s been ages.
Me: It’s good to see you. Welcome back.
Eleanor: I’m surprised we haven’t run into each other these past couple of weeks.
Me: I thought you were away?
Eleanor: Yeah, I got back about a week ago. Week and a half ago? It feels good.
This didn’t feel good to me. She’d been down the hall all this time and didn’t think to say hi?
Me: How was your Thanksgiving?
Eleanor: As good as it could be.
Me: I’m sorry about Gremlin.
Eleanor: If only dogs could stick around longer, you know?
A pause settled for a bit in the hallway, as I heard music blasting.
Eleanor: I’m actually having some friends over tonight. Want to join? Or were you headed out.
Me: Oh, no, I’m not going anywhere. Was just getting food.
Eleanor: Well, then come over.
So I went.
For a moment, I debated hanging out with a bunch of 25-year-olds all night, but I hadn’t seen Eleanor in weeks and, to my delight, her friends are mostly in their 30s. She actually cleaned up her place. It looked good – and so did she.
Her friends, definitely a good-looking bunch, were full of designers and accountants and strategists and some other finance folk. I avoided the small talk with those guys. I don’t know enough about it all.
And I watched Eleanor’s stare, who she settled on most, spoke the longest to, touched at all. There was one guy in particular who she lingered on and danced playfully with. Is he who she’s been spending the past two weeks with? What does this guy have that I don’t?
I imagined them grabbing coffees together at the shop across the street in the morning, sweat drying on their faces after hours of early-morning sex in her shower and on her couch. Then I imagined her naked, sprawled on her bed. Then I hated myself for it.
So, we all took shots of cinnamon whisky, igniting fiery pits of hell in our stomaches, and went to two loud bars, where we had disjointed conversations about the effects of Instagram on our social lives and the slushy snow outside. Basic stuff.
Eleanor checked in with me every now and then, and at times I watched her eyes flicker over to mine. I compared my hope – that she’d devote her whole night to laughing and drinking and catching up with me – to my reality (me standing in the corner, occasionally chiming in when I could hear the conversation), and it really sucked.
But as the night wore on, the circle of friends began to shed, and by 1am, it was just Eleanor, me, That Guy, and three other friends. I wanted to turn to That Guy and say, “I’m in it to win it. Scram.” But then he’d probably punch me and sleep with her on spite, so I stayed quiet.
Eleanor: What’s next?
Friend 1: Hookah bar.
Friend 2: Gay bar.
Friend 3: Pizza.
Gotta love New York.
That Guy: I have to wake up early. Think I’m gonna head home.
Good. The guy can’t handle a fun night out.
Eleanor: Aw, really? But it’s only one.
That Guy: Training for the triathlon.
Typical.
Eleanor: Get home safe.
She gave him a big hug and he squeezed her way too hard and too long, and I hated him for it.
Then, like a Jenga tower, all the friends followed suit, falling out of the late-night plans swiftly.
Moments later, it was just Eleanor and I.
We stepped out of the bar and into the slushy street, facing our building and the Hudson River mere blocks away. Her eyes flickered over to mine, and I felt my stomach do a small flip. Just like a waffle.
Eleanor: So.
Me: So.
We looked at each other and laughed. I was intoxicated.
Eleanor: Where to, Douglas?
I looked up at our building and the skyscrapers beyond. Then, two words popped out that had a life of their own.
Me: Empire State.